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    把王傻子拖回暖窖子的时候,二小子两口子,还有陈木匠媳妇都在,他们还不知道咋回事呢,
    以为王傻子在刘红军家吃饭呢,看着老四和老五拖着王傻子进来,也赶忙上前问:“怎么回事,”
    刘红军说:“一句两句解释不清楚,先把他放在火墙上吧。”
    老四,老五拖着王傻子来到了火墙边,扶着王傻子,想让他坐在火墙上,刘红军急忙喊道:“让他趴着,他屁股受伤了!”
    但这句话,还是喊晚了,老四,老五已经撒手了,他俩并不知道王傻子屁股受伤啊,想着王傻子可能就是累的站不起来,走不了,坐着总没问题吧?
    王傻子就像回光返照了似的,嗷的一声,蹿了起来,不过却没有站稳,趴在了地上,
    有气无力的对老四,老五说:“你们两个是不是故意的?疼死我了,”
    老四老五赶忙又上前把他扶起来,这回让他趴在火墙上,
    刘红军又说道:“把他裤子扒下来,这还用我告诉你俩吗,”
    老四,老五没有动手,却抬头看了看二小子媳妇儿和陈木匠媳妇,在他俩的想法里,当着两个老娘们的面,把王哥的裤子扒光,是不是有些不太好啊?
    见他俩没动,陈木匠媳妇却走了过来,跟他俩说:“还是我来吧,”
    说着,就伸手,开始给王傻子脱裤子,期间疼的王傻子呲牙咧嘴的,
    刘红军也走到跟前,对王傻子说:“除了屁股,还有别的地方受伤没有?”
    王傻子趴在那缓了一会儿,缓过来不少,抬头对刘红军说:“没有了,就进屯子的时候,让那个畜牲给我屁股咬了一口,
    它还不松口了,要不我也不能累成这样,我可是屁股上挂着那个畜牲,从村口跑到你家呀,少说也得四五十斤吧,”
    刘红军一听,直咧嘴,真牛逼呀,屁股上挂着一个四五十斤的青皮子,从村口跑到他家的院子,少说也得一两百米吧,
    这要放一般人身上,别说后期还踢青皮子,拿铁锹把青皮子打死了,到院子不累趴下就不错了,还得有多少人,根本就跑不到院子的,
    就当时那种情况,谁也不知道,青皮子群跟没跟进屯子,要是真跟进屯子了,跑不到刘红军家的院子,
    即使在屯子里的大道上,一帮青皮子要扯碎一个人,那也就是眨眼之时的事儿,等屯子人或者他们听着声音再出去,估计王傻子连个全尸都没有,
    要说王傻子,自从跟了刘红军以后,虽然没少享福,但也属于多灾多难了,第一次,被猪篮子拍晕了,没死算命大,
    第二次,自己骑在木头桩子上,就现在遇到什么事,还先捂篮子呢?差点没干废了,绝了后,
    第三次,胳膊被青皮子咬了俩大血窟窿,估计现在都没怎么好利索呢?
    这不是,屁股又被青皮子掏了一口,难道王傻子真就是挡灾的体质?他们这个小队伍,自从成立以来,除了王傻子,还真就没人受过什么伤,
    看来有点灾有点难,全应在了王傻子身上,不过也还算好,总算是每次都能化险为夷,今天这次虽然受伤不重,但应该是离死亡最近的一次了,如果按照挡灾来讲,这个灾可不小啊,
    刘红军想着,陈木匠媳妇儿已经把王傻的裤子扒拉下来,刘红军都以为自己看错了,陈木匠媳妇儿,竟然扒拉了一下王傻子的懒子,好像在检查有没有受伤一样,
    但刘红军也并没有说什么,走到跟前,看了看王傻子屁股,连皮都没破,只不过被青皮子咬了个大紫疙瘩,可能是因为棉裤太厚了,
    屁股后经常坐着,把棉花都压实诚了,青皮子一口没有咬透,不过这大紫疙瘩,可比咬破了要疼的多,
    也难怪王傻子在他家院里的时候,往地上一坐,能疼的蹦起来,就在刚刚,人都已经那样了。老四,老五把它放在火墙上,坐着的时候,不也疼蹦起来了吗?
    刘红军一看这种情况,连上药的必要都没有,根本就没有伤口,你上药管什么用啊?
    于是刘红军对王傻子说到:“没啥大事,一会整点冰块敷一敷,在身下垫一个被,把屁股抬高点,
    别让这大紫疙瘩越来越大,明天应该就不会那么疼了,如果还疼的话,明天用热毛巾敷一敷,抹上点红花油散一散淤血,”
    听刘红军这么说,陈木匠媳妇儿,拿过来一床被子,给王傻子垫在身下,期间还不忘把鸡给捋顺,捋顺,避免压到,
    又拿了个小布单,盖在王傻子的屁股上,毕竟王傻子裤子被扒下来,不能这么光腚拉叉的趴在那吧,又转身准备去暖窖子外边取点冰回来,
    在东北的冬天,最不缺的就是冰,刘红军看着,真羡慕啊,陈木匠媳妇开暖窖子门出去,正赶上,老三端着饭菜进来,俩人走了个对头碰,
    老三把饭菜端进屋,见王傻子在火墙上趴着,也就端到他面前,放在他头上,对王傻子说:“怎么样啊?王哥,伤的重不重啊?怎么还撅着个屁股在这趴着呢?”
    说话的同时,看着王傻子屁股撅的老高,由于他们几个经常在一起,王傻子还教过他们很多知识,也就没那么多规矩,非常的熟络,经常的打闹,
    说着,就照王傻子屁股拍了一巴掌,拍的也不重,权当和王傻子闹笑话了,但他不知道王傻子受伤的是屁股,
    老三想打王傻子屁股的时候,刘红军是看到了,可想出声制止,已经来不及了,用手一捂脑门子和眼睛,心里为王傻子默哀着,
    果然一秒钟都不到,又想起了王傻的惨嚎,不过这次没有头两次那么严重,并没有蹦起来,扭过头,用幽怨的小眼神瞅着老三,嘴里刚要说什么,
    老三却开口说道:“哎呀,王哥什么时候这么娇贵了,拍一下屁股都狼哭鬼嚎的,这玩意儿打一下还能咋的呢?”
    说着,加重力度又拍了,嘴里还嘟囔着:“又不是拍你篮子,你至于喊成这样?”
    王傻子在老三开口的时候,都已经预料到了结果,他们几个平时总这么闹。
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